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LOIVSEMIUSTLER He! Do the Housccteaning h an Hour by the Clock. THAT'S HIS RASH PROMISE. Nut Makme Geod la AmUmt Thosa. Atthsjg H Will Not Admit It In Spit Divers Vtitl.wt, Such Carp Tack and Tricky Stes-lad,, 8r m. quad. ICopjrrUrM. CM, hit Aawctat LMenr? VAT 1 1 EX the rest f th world lit I Cm' tl.SiS last Spring. yy Mm. Bower decided ta M tbe Job wait uuUI early fail Th other day she also devblvd that tbe propitious mouicut bad arrived, a n J a Mr. Bowacr sat reading aud uioklug kbc asked: "Would you u.lud If e bad break fast half an biHir earlier than usual?" "I guess ii. But why?" he queried. "Well, I ttionght Id begin house, j cleaning lotum-row. I t gtst two mom- co a ii J a ma a couitng lu help me, and 1 want to get an early start." T women ami a mau. -bT" nuwil Mr. Boms,- aa he la 1,1 domn bta paper Tm-a smiM-n ami a man. aud It will take you a mouth T "tHt. no; I hope to get through In tbree days." ' "lu nib. words. Mm Bows, this h.Hese la tit he naM fnmi vllar to fir ret f.r the next three days ta onl that a man ami run momeu may kwf around ail iia iw toil (.t a day pl.s for It: That your nay exactly. I don't bell.tr there auhvr woman like you ou thl" "Uatvu't I got to clean bouse?" aba eked Will Da tKa Job Himaaif. ' "Yes. things bate gt to be tumbled over ooi-e a year. I supisxse, but l.dou't propose tu le uet for three or four day uor pny out I.Vt In cash. What botisccU-ainug Ik wanted arouod bent can be doue in one hour by tbe cluck, ana i ui tiu 4'rsun to d It I wuut clercJne to ork o!T about tbree pouuUa or auperduoiia Ot-Nb. I'll rbanse wj ClotUMi ami be ready III litre luluute. "liut you can't cU-au bonder pleaded IEoaer a abe barred bii way up Uilra. -Just let it go. I've thought of auotber plau. I'll do It. uu room at a Uwe. and all by myself" "Wbat'a tbe matter tbut I can't clean bouse? You match my smoke aud aee. We Run 'I bate auy ptittwiuK arouud about IL There's no use for you tu a pnd a week over what I can do Id an bour. I ll t.tka tbe parlor ttrt and you ueedn t worry Mm. Bowaer dropped Into a chair with groan, aud Mr. Bowwr jiiuiM-d Into an old suit and was downstaira wlih tbe Rtepluuder In ten niintiten. Tbe family cat came up from tbe kit. tun oil aaw blm lu bla ahirt ileeven and a grlin lonk on hLs fare, and ahe quietly lipped Utidnr I be Iouiicp to be In a Mfe place when (lie apllulera lieyan to By A mau and two women, eh? Tbree days aud S.V) expense to clean a bouse Kindly keep truck of niy motion. " Mr. Bowser Retraats. Aud m if b tire twLts and a yank Mr. Bowser bad tbe furniture out of the parlor Into tbe sitting room The canter chirruped and tbe dust flew, and Mrs. Bowser dodgpd tbe dancing rhnir aud nmde ber way upstair J here were pictures and wall orna tnetita lo come down. It would have taken Mrs. Bowser half a d.ty to re move them, hut the time consumed by Ur. Buwser was a little short of twelve minutes Thnt was a mi v I tin of eleven bour and forty-ebrbt minutes to beifJn with In tnklns the pictures down be irrubned them by the corners nnd pave a flirt and a twist and snapped wires or hooks and started the molding from the wall, but he wns working against Mine. As the Istst picture came down the comer struck and knocked the nose off a mnrhle htit of Phakespejire, and Sirs Bowser c;illwt luwn to know What had liarperiil -Nothlnir-riotliiin.' "tiill." replied Mr Bowser as be plckeJ up the nose and flung It out of tbe window. "You Just keep quiet and I'll show you bow to do this bousecleiniltiR I don't Ihink we'll bnve to put breiikfum ahead of tbe usual time" Id carrying the ornaments Into the MvttiK room be struck a rase against a chair and shivered It, but tbe shiver didn't reach Mrs Bowser, aud be bad nothing to complnln of. The cat purred and grinned as she looked out from her Inlr. Things were yetting Interesting. They got more In teresting as Mr. Bowser, loaded op with ruga, come atagkering in to trip over bla own feet and come down on bla kuees aud roll over ou tbe broad of his buck. "1-1 thought you bad gouu through to tile of Hurl" suld Urn Bowser as abe cume hurrying downstairs. ' "And suppose I bad!" be demanded a be struggled up. "I'm bossing tbls Job and If I want to break through tbe Moor tbat'i my business. You see what I've accomplished, don't you? lo twenty-two mluutea 1 bare done more aou.teclcanlng than you and your crowd gyultl Lay accomplished la tbxee dava. VN lim (Ml it. btNHt I IM1IV4 ( ruruilura, tbe an-t tkiug a onier wa lo Uke up tlw -ail tsMtw folk ite tiui by rtliis out tlw tmk. Iut (bene la another , and Mr HotnN-r caught at ''. lUtiuf got a cormt !w.-uaI. he neiu-U the Urlec wttb botb bauds aud benred and tucevd. and thre was a rip, rt rtiv. all along tbe ti't.arl AH be kad tv iK aa to walk around the rwm and beate away. !saie tuea would hate foUbnl tbe cartvt otee aud rvlleit It up when It wa free from the Dvwr. but Mr. Ikwer UMuX N. be drew It along like a tutst.uk. A a ort of grand wtttlup and to rtnluce the h. ltM f tbe pik he f!l ou It. Two )e:ix anl a h""P folkweit. and the n hi mli JutuiH.I tbe cat frvwu un.l.T tbe kni ti.v ami I'rouicht Mrv Itowwr Jo o taint n wlni He h.i.ln't imsint to yeil wbt Q le r U f.xil of tite ttcks and ImagiiH'd fr a minute tltat be b.iJ kicked over a ImuiMcl'eea" nU but he ma taken by nurle However. )lr Itomx-r fotithl buu ou hi fert aud tni;')iic t piv-: a caltu aud earWeM dcti;iu'r "It must bate Uvt cats flghtltig In the tdick yard." lie .iil "I aew you've i4 the carlo t up Tbe licit thing la to duv t te ivl It.g I'll got you a fortlller diMt-C" Up and Don el HiMiMclajnmg. W'bou sbe lutl h imled him the duster utid iKs.il xsml Air lU.n- r advaotvd ud kk ktsl tu.il Iwup of carj't alvut forty tliueo a hnrtl na he could swing hoi hifs. A hutittrvU tuck b id JabUni Into blm aaj !e(t martiug mouml, but he felt easier after the kicking All that . ncnlitl ihw to biitxb up was to use the diiMcr. tie carriiM the alep- SaiKler over to a corner au.l mounted It and leg:ia work, aud a a he worked. be cfaiM-kled Mr ISowaer had flureil oa Maiidlng the house on its bend for two or tbree weeks, hut he had got the best of her I'ireakfast ami dinner mould be served at tbe usual boura. and be wouldut bite lo climb over -crul broom, mop stlek ami wlla of mater to get lu or out of the bouse. He wa using t!e duster about a a ;l-rw uses a crom twr aud llaiterlng himself that the house would soon go in rack without him when some move oii'tit cnUMed the root of the bidder to ;lp .Mr. ISowmt let fall the duater tint gratdied soinethluj, but It was too ute He felt himself going, and he tet'od "Murderr lie heard the cut loitering in oer (lie bare Ur, aud be heard Mr IWwmer on tbe atitlrs. and llieu be biudeil soiuemhere and saw star dancing liefore him and the sound of many mhcela going around wa In hi ear He wasn't dead, lie hadn't even broken a leg tie opened hi eye to bud hi head and ahoulder up on tbe floor and hi feet aluutlng up u the haystack of a carpet. Aa be y Mm for a imuuei t be beard tbe cook asking In an amis) voice: "la be dead at lul? Aud Mr Bowser' voice was also I'lalu a she answered I don't think m I think he turned oter lkt ou bis Imck. Keep tbe cat smay while I fan him " He Knows Who Did It. Then Mr liowser bt sight of star uu I suns ami iwwuit, ami sound of wheel died awa.v. and lie returiasl to -onset. ii.iii! He tik One h'g tlowo it a lime ami then slonly and with necottiiug dignity t.sl ni and leaned igiiinM the mail The cook mitlidrew nd the cm walked away, aud Mm ilotrser m is bft r.ice lo face with whatever might come It waa uot long inning "I see. I understand m-hlspered Mr. Howser. us be iHklded bis head, on -yun had a fall "Ye: attcmpti-d assassination. Who nc:ikcd dwu here and kicked Hint stepladdor frmn undi-r me? Who I say. who? mh? mhor and. pointing the ais'iislng linger of Justice at Mm Bowser, he slowly and laboriously ellmtied his may uptalrs and left her mllh her conscience. A TRAIN HOLDUP Py KY1AND PIU. ( lass dirt aad the Cm) aptmr. Tbctt do factak use u iuv micry tbaa A groMi a to uu f le u"t ! of bunk'ua. Yoa rvbahly gi cuouh p-od ad , but yo tau t lite 'U It No Occasion For Delay, ratleiice They say a girl can lesrn to swim miicb quicker If she has a unman liistrm tor than If she baa a man Patrice Well. I don't blame her. t'oiifcers Statesman Tha Poef Aula. ThoiiKh slim tny purno. Somehow it (tlmlit Mv heart to read Tlx auto ails -Birmingham Asr-llrrsM I I rnl thrm er Hlep strnla o'rr m. And all nlt-ht lung I drive one free. -Boston Transcript I scorch alin And pay no toll And never hit A post or pole. -Hochetr N t Pont-Expre. And. sleeplns. I Till thought embrace: There ts no mortgage On my plara! -I? Angeles Evprees. And of the gotni Re It sail) There- nothing softer Than a bed. -ft Post-Dtspatch. Sporting Term. A heavy plunger.-l'blladelpbln Bee- ord. Another Meanert Man, Burton Mean tnun, Isn't he? Koljlnsnti-Mean? He's cupnble of nlng into u burlier shop for n shave aud then gifttlng his hair cut Just to keep other people waiting -Boston Olohe. Whea I mas boy 1 lived tornide a ratlruad Tbere wa a bridge acroas the river near wb.T I Uved, and I vnt a great vl-i of ay tliu o thla tsridge holding a Bbpoe ever tbe wa tor Hrt bed myself ou an abutment where 1 mould n4 be luterferysi mlth by train, and wbea auy of the eugl tieera I knew rauie atoug I would mate my band to hint, getting a mod la rely. Tbere mas a time, whea I waa about sUtivn year od. that a train went ovvr the brfclge carrymg an expreea car. The ruglmvr ma Jamb Mi-ur dy. the friend I had aukuig tbe brotb.M-boo.1 Wbca I wa a little kid plating about anioag the smltcbee here the men were making up train be had Jumped from hut cab and yanked me out of the way of a car I HiH ma being Iwukrd right on to luc A I grew older I apprvctattsj what be bid done f'r me aud kited bliu ac er!iiigly. And he IomI me the more t-ause be bad done It. lu July and August I wa uualh flstiB,' on tbe brklge nearly aK d.i One moniuig when Joh Mct'iirdy train ma coming beard a shot aud siw his train siomlug UIL But If I'uhit come lo a full stop till tbe engine atnl forward can bid got ou lo tbe brMite. saw the head of p.srugers thnist out of tbe m lndowa of the coach e and other evldi'Un of rvltcmcul mhk b couvlmsl uie that omethlug Sertoli had b.ips-Ued The shot I bad hoard, toct'tmsf with the f.ui that I kuew the train nlwavs carried an cipreas car. auggestisl o me that the train bad leen held ut by roblier. IUyllke, I ma ciirU'U to see hat was going on. Iswlde lelng sollcltiiu about my friend the tu gljieer. tVk, Instead of kflng out of the way, 1 weut a fast a I could g over lie .and stringer tomard the train. I waa not likely to be Uot,-,sl coming from the bridge; but. fccllug sure that my Inference that rollar mere at work wa correct, a I beared the hissing engine I dropiwd down ou to some supivrt Mow aud made my way along them. I waa now over the hank, which sloped from tbe abutment lo the river. I i-ouldnt e what was going on la or about the train, but one thing I saw tluit act me to thinking Tbe locomo tive and one car-elther the luggage or express-were on the bridge, and 1 could look up from under Ibcm. lu those data the old fashioned coup'lug bad not coruiuviely tuxned out of use. aud Ihe tur of this train mere lluked together with a pin. man wa bauiuierlng mlth hi flsi at the renr d.r of the car ue me. but suddenly tum-1 and rm domn Ihe step ami (Us n ear.-il fr.nu my view I was uwf lw in iIMuIng that be bud gone for sotuetlilng with mhleb to break In the door, an as or a lie. There right over my bend ma tuu link that held Hie car to the nt of Ihe train h inging loose. A plan of action Baii ed through my brain, t'nl. Iilng a stringer. I pulled myself up to where I could reach the pin and pulled It out Then, lowering myself, I made my may with a boy agility to the cab of the Im-omoiive and. climbing the step, found myself tu It, atone, opening the valve, I b-t on steam, slowly ut first, hut rapidly Increasing tbe power III! 1 na mil uinler may. I ets-ts to die for my act. for the robbers could Jump on to the rear plat form of the car, come forward, nnd I was defenseless. The reason they didn't do this mas flint they bad leen told off for different puroe. Two were going through tbe Mrs robbing the .as.engers, one wa guarding tbe ciii;liieer, m bo bad leen taken from hi ' cub, and the fourth man was hunting ' for a tie with n lilt h o batter down tbe door of the express car. He did not we Hint the car mas moving tlil It bud gone loo far to tie rem bed, walkiug as be mould hare had to do on lies, which I n slow process. I crossed the bridge with tny engine and one car and was well on tbe other side when, heiirliig a sound behind me, I turned and saw the express agent coming over the coal In the lender He bad taken In Ihe fact that lib) car had been hauled away and when be saw me nt the throttle Informed me that In siime mysterious may I bad saved the treasure fur which be wa tesponsllile. ns well possibly n bis life. Without a word he threw bla arms nlmiit me and hugged and kissed me till I thought he mould smother me. Then he tired a few short questions at tne, to which I H red back aa abort replies, and the story wa told. We had no fear of being followed nrros the bridge, so. pulling up at a station not far beyond the river, we telegraphed for Information. The new came that the rnhlM-rs hud mounted a. nurses lino guilopeu away. It Waa some time, however. In-fore we re eel vert an order to back acrrma and, when we did. found that no Uvea bad ls n ot. though ttie robbers had got considerable plunder from the passen gers. Jack McCurdy set an example by hugging mo, nui pretty much every otm present followed If. was sent for liy 1li president of the rond nud asked what I wanted as a reward for my feat. I said I wanted preferment for Jack McCurdy. The president suilled at this mid an Id, "I think I con take enrp of liolli of yu." And he did. Jack Iwciimo a division siipcrliiteinlent. nnd a quarter of a cen tury Inter I became president of the rond. It amurtiiue hai pcua tUat Hie tuap Who BMlUtea docau I get l't Busy anea are usual !y o ha IT that they have no Bute to rvalue lu A Fortunate Meeting nl fee Mmadasf Om KaHjr T1ra, the ataa who a-r works ea- bya a boiwlay. No one in oe Ihe armjr worm of auldlertng oa lb sW li e the man em a pun b that gva ratty get blw a ttll, A Krjull of Interf, There a a fortuue amaillng the mau who cma lavetit a tuil pio( king. Aa tmat-o of get up and get t U-tteC than a pound of -tun tired fcWIng " Vblue t it em a r onl. for mhi h reason It bn t liectarv to adt ertlse M. Tbetr Uaea are cm t In pk avmt pht.v -the px,W who flh fisr tviopiluieiit. If om ta young eu.Migh It is easy t) find sotue ov.sou for a ct'tcbrotlou. The MStt4e mho uoer male tul-dakc must lead a Uilghty Ukii".oi,ou etisl etti-e. Tbe lougent may riuot Is tbe short rt wajr home, wiku Initio la rvu gested. Uva aa long a ton tn-v. th tirt tmeuty team are Hie longest ul of your life. I Very thing ha Its dram back. Ihe bachelor hasu't auy m Ue to bUiue WlUJi ou. iteef o go still hlglier. and the reason given at t.'iere iu l auy. tw why morry? The young mau v. h ha b.s-n JUt.sJ think that all the trouble lu the wot id Wear petticoat. A new worlds altitude t.nion tec ord Is .rt.Stii feet. iut uuu u;t t limb higher thau he ukw. Beef pttee are going lo l tuswlisj up again, the packer say. and lUe packer know. Mane a timid mau give another credit for bla own Ides Uvauoe be bui't surv of their merit. There are wane s.ple who think the music never amounts to mu u uuies they ptay the flrt fiddle. The I-ondi.n audleni-e that bootisl nt fuiarbit mitolc will i..u!.ti,- , nt, r the pies that Ihe orchestra boot.sl Crab rim women are . mu. h Interested In fusblou plates that they moull like to have their meals served on tbew. Wnat the chlklrwi would no iJ.mf.t like Mr. liis kefelier lo tell them I bo how lo save nmney. bin how to make n. I.lfe ts very mix h like a cheap res- tan rant Usaiwe the Verv ihiiurs tun really waul do uut almw up uu tbe Mil f fare. I'erft!i tb'me surTrugetteS wouldu t have trlisj to loom up Bobby Buru' cottat e If be hit 1 written It. "A Kil'a a man or u' Hi.il" A high school professor, drawn on a Jury, was late In court, and the Judgn made blm stay lu durlug rcct-a. That must tickle his pupil. Brave In Company. Wife (after cullers have gnnei-flow dare you scold me before company? Iiub-Well, you know, niv dear I don't dare to do II when we are b ourselves. Boston Tramu rlnt Children of th Rich. "Son. I'm surprised to llnd you play Ing lu Hie tijiul." "But this mud has been thoroughly sterlllsi-d. dud." "Oh. well, go nhcsd with your fun " Kansas City Jorimal. Absolut Rest I'ntlence-Women employees of the government printing efflces art to have rest rcsitn. 4 I'utrleeYon mean rooms where oo talking Is allowed?-Yonkers Btatas ma a. Mlas t'ommlssloiier luivbi' triumph over tbe rels-llloiis prisoners on Black well's Island Is militancy of a high or der properly dircvl.sl. If the fisd who didn't know It wns loaded could mily bit Ihe mau who rocks the boat, few mould object lo his possession of fln-armi. Now tbe m.m wh t has recovensl from his vacation eyes with pitying contempt the man who Is In the throe of preparing for n racutlon. Parts baa Just upbtwl a cctisu ef her trees, possi. ly the ccih.i was ordered In conn,. Hon with a tiatlmial sean-b for new i ibini-t inaterlnl. What foniiiJai oiis for Hie nh slorl. of a grmt nation lie In the i,tm,im,iu spawu distributed lu the lls.nl v.r jusi iHisstHl ly the bureau of fisheries! Advisable as It mar be to cnltlvni. tbe "smile that won t come ufr," there is far greater need for a similar cheer fill dlsismltlon ou the part of pants ouiions. If Oreeee limkes as good a thins- nut of tbe battleship as We did of (lie Louisiana purcha:e at about the saniu price, her undent glories will soon be restored. a t un-ago mini committed snlcldn because his wife nilgged him for fail. lug away a quarter getting bis hulr ''lit. It IS Sltrnrlslllir to lenrn II, .,1 k.. had any hair. Tint battleship MImhIuhIiiiiI. mirchas.sl by fi recce, has been nilirlstetiisl till! Kllkls. If she bud Is-en soliLdo Kussln the vessel might now lie rejoicing mi ller a six syllable name. Mis Margaret Wilson's formulo for dispelling Uu. .t H-h ,, ,hH.rfiil smile" H fa,. di,Mi,y, u,lt lt tM doubtful If . ,,, eipH-rf,,! wn. will restore Hie Kturcb to llio wilted collar. Pluto's Pst Cerberus was barking at the ear. hades. "He's all right." Pluto "But I do ho they won't tai me for tbree dogs this Jrcnr." Kvcn he had his troubles.-Mli-n,.. see Kree Press, "lucres s new by coming 1 1 1 : f a d.Htea toungmters ran to the IsitecoWu-rwef Mr rsufrd's boarding ti.s-4 to ee the Im'W puplk He Jump rd out of (lie carnage, sad mheo a tud dolw eo stk stuck Mil I, stsrtug St one of tbe Is') mho bad Couie to U k W:u oter. all the others lartug si aitu. -Why. he Bob Art berr waa the et rlamatkn of svtersl of the eelf Coo tlluled rtsej'tlou i-twmlltisK "Are )ou Bb Archerr' ahed the uemis'iiHr of th boy mho was gmplng at biiu. -Ye. Ttten you're my twin brother "Bet'k.Mi )ou're tight Mr. and Mm Kdrd Archer sight year Is fere thla meeting bsd T rslot, bating made sa srrangemeul Ihl the father should have one of their tln Uitm, gs four, and the niot'o-r should bate tbe other Thorn a hid gone mlth hi father. Ilotwrt mlth hi motlu-r. front tbe time of tbe m-tHtntttou tbrsw w dttUloos vf ttu. t.tmlljr hd beter met Th.tr sr ruts, unksona to each other, bsd Sent tbs-tn to Hw asm school 1. i a.s (toit a Ins bat for escb ot lot l ak-x-untrl f.Mf pbjrslok.gl.wlly Tom sod Bob Archer from H tlm tlx t met St the tianford whtwl Wr tlisepoM hie. , "l-oh,'" ald T m one day, "da yon rvnieuds-r f.itiwi ',N.t. m )oii I'etm-hitvr BHilber?" "Just lltlic ' Vh.i t'o tui oiH;i-e mas the nsl er Is tttien Hi. a " - iKtii t kti.'-t I tl.ait t'llii, f i litre- Sn4 li-.l'is I te A ligl.t .- if l do till) It s lUi.td' li.it -I oil I lie I id "No, I don't I tl t, lti..ll I U!e li'lf i' 'l l-i t ii , ,ik tl i pioi e me n't "What rn tie d-T "1 11 mrlle ftlber Hi t I'm i-Int I. Is-lnl my tar.H-'li t.lth t'-tl iiit- where. an. yen twite moHu-r j oi r going to i;rn. oi.iii mlth me" It would kn-sk molts r out ttsj to bate me mlth her " llnuildi! I d -n'l think It would Irott bte father mu ii to strt wtb me, but It might faciei dou't show what they feel so much a mot hem "Wh. re can w go for our seatbHr "U-t ri to a farm." Tb uihot f this conspiracy (hat th, boy wrote to I heir reaptsrllve home that they would ted be svpsrsl ed and were going to spet.d their sum mer vsrstlon together on s fsrm. This struck rai-h parent with ropsternstkin. Mm Archer wrote ber buststnd lo ku.i if he bad any oti)-tkn to her ;vidlng July and Augut with the bo Mr Archer replied that be had Ti.-n each ly m Informed by the part- t mlth wbout be lived that lie must come home; If h rematnml swy no rviulitnn. would t eut blm. The boys, mho had come lo their rtilutbB to stay together some time before Ui ell 1 ef t'tr ter-.u, b uted Up the Utoa ey set; i thf-iu frvtu huuw for lmt!iig. and eiicb hail enough to pay a wiwk t.ard fs eight m.ek. fo they wrote that I hey io;!, get ny wltb..'j remit- llllees Ti.i-re ...is n firn a few miles from the s. ho.il t(i!, Kiev hail ofteu Visited, an I there lhe In uie srrangemebts to p-n 11 a sis-i, n. h fur l.wrd snd do 12 t .rk a .sj-k. m l.k h rnnsuted prtn cii itv of i ULlti- in, leaving sh.nl th e t-.et t I ,!. firm, and since ths Wi fk as a leoe'lt (o I hem thry quit elijou d It Sirs Arlu-r l ie' .red her nn'S sb sen. ns long ns i!,le, then Knr mav i n il.-.ire nee l.th her rhll dren I .gi tlie 'llllng her purse wllh menet and h.-i oilt m.e mlth gissl thing, for lliem she Sent to see the in I'uttii. t an arm n round etn h of Iheiu. fhe i, ts-t i, g tat h rould not natc ts.ih of them mlth her always ssne rem, it.. . i ltd ii.ii two days, when, fearli.g that her husband might hear of her presume there, abs laid the Is.) goodby. Iiitelidlng to go home. Hhe wa eml.nu Ing s,th at once. Wan strmiming (..wn her cheeks, when th ibs.r opened and there stood her hii Da lei k ... now. .tir. A her in hi-r troubles Willi tier husband had yielded to Irrt tnllon and when he said disagreeable iniiigs to her had htirlisl (hem back In kind. Hhe had never resorted to wo- mans Imii.p curd, learn Her husband. eeiug ner cmnrncing their Isiya, w.s-p Ing. Iiegnn to weep himself. Tears, like laughter, are contagious, and. stw Ing (heir parent weeping, tho boy folio wisl suit. The father approached hi son p, embrnr-e them, shedding a few tear over Boh, whom he bad but seen Tor yearn, and thus got mixed up with Tom and the wife and mother, rtiefr arm were' around each other promiscuously. "Belle." said Mr. Archer. .1hpM, for bare t l(.d ,lf , VVe efln. Htiue the sll.mtloi, without II, ,.rtfl. ing to them. In separating from each other we separate tiurselvc from t,e,n ir you II cm ie h.iine Blld M u with you you'll t welcome.'' i" it. mother." pleaded both ths If killing time tr s capital effeaae ksi of folk would s bauawst life k a grlMttsttiiie Out I aaartssas either our mit t our noare. ing .iT7l7ir" ...!.. .. "'S tk ' la r tod IlltoU. at O-. tU k... . SM k b.ui. 1.. I . . . . I SS . " " ( it-r . a i:trrit..ia that wbkk e leara a bra ft Is too late to be of s llv. t.. .'II h- ''I raw.. rVtM (sN'toe iMira llwir b1,g, Is. bind lUetu. ami other nrvpos-f lwi It la ptSMlhle (a svoU leiiiHl,.n ,T (feuding trin t'y to one's om a IuIimm oeltiiii, i.i. .,.... ' " "". g . uri, " ' Sja etl Si d .lfil. ,, th.. mv ti,u ,,,, j-aa. it, , -"ssji. - '"neat as- " . II mskrs a mM f'sM rhessp a In, csughl kwkllig si bU uuu I toslogrsph Mtny a siinitsl fuiii tree, if in truth mere kboma. U menly a rr.s-j r Blind f ilth I a Is-nuUfol Hdng, but S-sUK-tlUrtsl It kbollld tiutt an tui "'"'In Ik. I.fW IL'M - I Oslur A The rnlllrl.lilloo. like burnt g-aH th'i'gs, I U no boiry sboi baiog up It ta UHskery o ,it "i.. w.ry to a tunu a bo has thing a worry him. It's an etey matter to take a day off. but It Isn't cu-ry in m mhu tao put II Imck A oian mlg'il sc,Hnp!jb a great dl a lib Ihe Hi. e bo ! k-klng s I he tl.sk s. Tbe stote In bWb IMira our old Iota letters U Ik tvmt..r of uut youth,- Afier s toaa ht lurm-d dots I mo or three oppurNuitlv. tb.y ltrto to dodg h s e"ll;!it..r ermu r..f ,i lenient i ot' er m.-tit. e.1 to p!. ts-'ju. alti f I to l. Ih! .in . .; I !,, hi! i ... i-r- ; i I K"t .1- .. . . "b u - .. u . i.pi ii,,, t ,.- All r 9.1 , , j -o.;-j,.;t4 ,., kii.l j fi hi m ;: -. i 'f in ;. I , ) ..! ..i.l ,.. IV"-r., !,,. , hi, . . i ml; I I t I l.. . ut I MaWa,, youn !; .,l!lH fc ' I 1! aJI ' ...clZ" 1 rM J 1 '"irq sulfas. i ! Jlrt it., . M Ch t J. Wma s ma twk 'lghti..ci. of bl'iM-ff be f.-: th be reutU-ftug s mtuuriiy rrsMt When s mn stt that he is eurry thnt h Is losrf ,0; U ran IliiSS'ue Mbal hi all .mi. ty According lt Its s'W-ol.t. nearly ertUsty 1, g.i.g nor Ami le allea lets srt li..Mliig ti mat tmm tryaj M gj I t II tr Q 9 I i- ll. is IW U. a. No mhr nix b )-bt i e ,- 1 "l. I. iiii..l ,a flnaiH-UI i ,: lie WoiliSO WbO I h. I I .( lltrs k . I )'o doiitde Ufa Is . - t.s ta tbe pvui . . . It rtifiirty weary st el r-llt u ais ' " .... Jm ,h . ...i t 1d . i la - -I I-. I t alently ' . to (.it f.-r tut ... etsl. iee t b.e 11. M int ,i tm -t . p. ,, , ,rt. n ta work fired will. ,.!,v ,.,i,.n fhrn be smldt..i n j.. ,,. am I( Brl Nolasly ff.iiu.ll.d to the ball of f.i... for four ytstr. Till m lo affoM a ,i - - . w i.T-Hi, ii..nt an siwk al once. The arMH-ntmlietnl Nw York tadr bo left brf thil l on a Car la e.1111 blverlng ILh frlgt. tmgbt bare wsj-n ri.ioj Cages for wild animal bavo heit ooii.iici st the I j.ihIou too, VMioc SCCustoniMl to smdnf nM UilllUhtS s Isrge mulfi-t no sis rut. Beef and diamond seat e.a... nn Hut sillomoblles are rs.inlii l..rn ror sn.e ss,,,i. nr. , ei.inm, ,a t one joy ride sfi.-r sm.tbr. The dictators who hsve miu. from Ihl country ,( t:ur.,,. a.Kdd uisks sn Interesting and perhaps Intlueiitml romniuiiliy f Ho y mrre to colonlte. And Juat a fish I N.iiii( suiffistinl lo rclm-e tt high CM of llelae in. di.c,sn,re f ,m hniu,,,, rtJ,, uie consumer from pleasant dreams fcvrn the most prepu-terous thing sometimes cm., true a f,cng bath- .-, -i..e riotiH were stolen at Ihe oeacn actually ttenl home in a bsrnd. The stalemciit old lr tbiler until thnt nil of ii nr.. more or less tuber 'Harty aff.s t,, v III pt .. . h-sUi. limn H, statement of tho siicnisi ii,t none of us Is twrfortl sane. . . . . - Buvsia! a II a I ts- i ,, ... . L"1 ' )r a, kia ha rite n r.e.,..i....Ml,' " ' 1 ;t:-'. ' 'isiMt.ktniJ,! rrty c.,o: t,....,.j (, te ..! ! b..e rasrrH toll Ik- t... ..... . - ' ""i roe t I is n to l.i ii. !,(.., i'"si ., i..,.., !.., tr!kjbaj krr;. b. r ..c t b k riS . S!lib.r ,"' 1p iiuni , Ut . II l. i lulll a r T.t rt..!,. .i llMi.lLi ' ': Uw sUif b i C - ImoaHhaMt aw Hm A ., m... ..j (,1 Mlt u sjaatiaa ! "' hi ut.-i. Msg as)) j wi aeiung i. i uf tu luifi rat s.str(el ( ha fr oi lit llrBjsi ssi-ipg iu-r He a Maa fay but mb.-n Ih- rl4(trd t sa Sj young l.i mite natttwaka a? a mn mi ii, i ii i.vu-r ihs Masai fe n tutu, r.rsia4igisaj l.eii be .i .f i siu iw aa a nil Mt-dtim !.l e tl.e la If, I Ik asSjrtf Se. a!,,..) . i I aki BB hs I H UM u-4 keep MfAa Ing oM.f. t.tti tiia-r was sat Mk lu the mat I-.. I kii M Ikesjkt' In iu u.u, .' A autsf toj bet tlkrly lo be alUM Ul ISt nil of forty lie prtfrN t tm girl Tbe matter Mea Drir 1st Off Six) bU sire cstSSMysja In Ihe itiiie r t!i sMtfcnfa year okl, 11.. ii he IMIMtstj r-oilh AM a Hut be bd tosatk lert-ai.-d in diamond atlataf ttsnal j Wa glum Ing rk h. It to Oa far j that bo w tired ef sosssV Slel on I!m tl..y he ma fistl tsa1 turn I" b. r and Mtle dees. I'is-IIii,' f.-;-i;IW for do SjaTS rondUlol. i tHli.g brt sera lass e persons, tw-ttid I he ptssart f real nuptial sua aJs-lbsl, aj j niiiHhlng iidtlil r-cur tB BSf s ; suit. Ttie lady shs had waited last ly years f. r a butBd M is Hug s rl!!e aiak-us, I sw sail j toilld o elt.s.iirnie iter. bt Ihf SSBf , to bate s prrwiiiuwul that fatal ' had Us-u hoping for fNjsslswf , rKll.-d ' j Thiw iiioiitln Is-ftsw isttiasats' Uut Mum of lief bwdsos got hi-cclf Into sin k a ttsff Hint I found mv erum tiMsj prn.rty, I t- -I hef ibal aas b-t throw .-rr her ilsleir7 K leai Id bate s had failure. Taj""' ............ . in. in mint I ha tuoiorr rii.-i , (s t,d It fflghlcned hef. " roulrol of In-rtftf. The rsM", hystcrl. l romtiilon. W. my hyiMNleuiili- Ui).stloB ihswW j effi-tite .aaaa Within s m.vk fr.Mn. S forty she had Ihslhis mJZf and. tft Is-mg """-I Hie youth d,-tr)ltig Tg, , ,er St stem, she Ii l iid h TL, In-. A critic in ii,,, .,,rMn ... 9 , . tnng wiya that Ami.rl.-aii men are mere money gral.N-rs" That e.i.lHl... ..r ny lliey re so ei.ll.,..l..il. t In KuroH.n tourist it'll tor. Iniire Hiiiii slie ... . ..iA..t..al,illClSL ionium ,1 i M, .I,rlr..l. d far Is'illW In till nmiher placed Chsnoful Rsqulrsmsnts. "Don't you dancer "No replied Mis Cayenne. t .,. to. two wei-ks ago. But I haven't had time to nsirn uie really fsshlonoble I ateps."-WuhDgton BUr. r.i . mat was the end of th . 'tri-ber fain v Il.,n. r...i . , i.nier aim ii-i'i a minr1 ....... selves f,.e .!... . . - ' ""r ""'ro il,.... .: '. a . ' . vm " m s hnlh if . "'y ,V"n"1 '",rt frr" "' But tliiie had .i a "... nnd lonollniHi ,,ad taught tbe, nun s riiiilng u the r.soili .r S'tliied lietm-een th,.m " f Laoonlo Analysis. "Perhaps yuu can tell ma wbat'a the matter with the way I farm," anld the timriteiir agrlculturbit Mnsyl" retilled Farmer Corntoaai.1. Tisi much theorizing and not enough tuny risiiiji.-wuHiiington Btar, Dlack and Whit. That tei ow whom they have been i''vi-.iigatiiig Is every hit a black OS to' l-i i:iinl. d." "liii'ii no wonder be was whitewashed."- Bntlliuoit Amurlcan. Nsrnsd. Who Is that isiwcrful slant who looks llko a imslcrii Bnmsour asked tho stranger Thai Is ivn Ivnl Algernon Cyril Milk." replied Hie unlive. And mini is lelleat. slssifled hailing i-luip with him?" askud tho strntiger Jk I mil Is .tm I. MulMvitii Hercules Htrong.'' repllcil (In- nnilve.-Hlflllford Chaparral ThouqMfulness. "What an. ton doing?" asked the frl "Kemtliiu out felli iiailoiis on my ar proiiehlng iinil-riage," leplbsl IliiroD Fn- ensn "I'ViiciiaiioiiM:" "Vi-s To my credllura H- Waahlnav Ion Htar. " .aa ......... .1,. must 1 lieu in u. i,,i . liailegf til.,. III Hie affair. , rlvisl au.lti.-uty. Ml t a&Z selllliig tlomn jflS ' womiin a ell priswyr "V", nud slunililcl '" ".'3t aln.ro she was. ho asked her where he " a; tt iiiimn. i""" a isfiw- iilfr-, The 'r situation, pointed o 'WfTjf. bull and as s"n " " ""-.It l.s-ked tho il'x't. itgnlti. i ir W 8 Sis-ret till "'J '" VlhJaHjR- liouin llfl.lllV ll'lir H'S' ' Bent ner. ti . i i i ...i at l.an WIMIIO 7 . . -us nf Illl'lltS M'I' far more 1 case, hut I I'1' Ikii-t ' . . .. ..ulM I far more w ..iin- ri j .fefriKi m - - j "I lov 111 ti S'-JJJJJ, The I"'" iu t" r - Hs Didn't Qa. "I didn't sue yuu nt church estop. day." - ' "No; my wife cniisldnra It unfasblon. able to be auen at church during the summer months. We're siiitrxiseil to ha ut of the dly Iheu, you know'-Kan- lu ths Pfff'f-W Mrs. Nuwlyrlch-Ml f"i?, fully Irnlm-d. Lstal, ' Miss Cuslk-Will to" j kuiru?-i'hiiii'ic'i''''M u ; Old llswule. lffgg , A rlvrcii..d l tfia, But Where's His lUrej"" SleauaUM-ljaJBlsS I ' M.MlV' .